shiv: Tom you have to wear this jesters hat and spank yourself for my dad
tom: what?
shiv: yeah yeah just spank yourself and do a little dance
tom: I don’t– I don’t want to do that, can we talk about this, I don’t want to look like an idiot in front of your dad
Shiv: No no no you won’t look stupid you’ll just be spanking yourself and singing and doing a little jolly dance or whatever. Totally normal. Anyways got to go bye!
Greg: tom uh if its not um an inconvenience to you my head has gotten uh, wedged, as it were in um, the ceiling fan
